....he found your head!
Umm. I thought I would start this post with some humor. I got to see the proctologist today. And no, they were not looking for my head. I am putting it out there that I totally have had some horrible cysts from Satan in my backside. They are not fun. They make it uncomfortable to sit, lay down and stand. I was certain when I went to the doctor today he would just lance them again and all would be good. Oh no, these babies were beyond his lancing powers. So, I was referred to a "specialist" in Salt Lake. Now, why anybody would want to have their speciality be butts I am not certain, but today I am glad they exist. Okay, I take that back, on Thursday, I will be very glad they exist. I have to have a minor surgery on Thursday to remove some grossness from my gross area. This will be done under some anesthetic, which I have never gone under, so I am a little bit nervous about, but just like the laughing gas from my tooth pull this summer, I am probably going to be glad to be "sleeping" through this procedure.
Mom...I am sorry I did not call you today and let you know all about this. I know you worry; I was just not in the mood to talk about this after my appointment. Rather, I called a friend and we went to dinner and watched a movie, which was just what I needed to do to ease my anxiety and upsetness.
I am going to go into work tomorrow and Wednesday. It will be uncomfortable but I know that on Thursday and Friday I am for sure out(maybe even more days depending on my feel) and I can't handle more sub plans than necessary. I really wish somebody would start a business making sub plans for content area teachers. Maybe I will do that someday! Anyway...hopefully, I will be able to get through the day. I guess I can always bail early if life happens.
So, that was my exciting day. I guess it really can get worse. Hmm...oh well. Just some grey clouds before I can be better! :)