Avengers.

This list for today is 29 quotable quotes from The Avengers:
1.  "I'm gonna put you on hold."  Natasha, The Black Widow.  She then goes on to beat the crud out of four guys.
2.  Natasha Romanoff: [discussing attacking Loki] They're basically gods. 
Steve Rogers: Ma'am, there's only one God, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. 

3.  Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people. 

Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot. 

4.  Tony Stark: Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent. 

5.  Tony Stark: [to Captain America] You might have missed a couple things, y'know, doing time as a Capsicle.

6.  Tony Stark: [to Bruce Banner] You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? 

7.  Steve Rogers: Are you nuts? 

Tony Stark: Jury's out. 

8.  Bruce Banner: I got low! I didn't see an end, so I put a bullet in my mouth... and the other guy spit it out! 

9.  Tony Stark: [regaining consciousness] What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me. 

Steve Rogers: We won. 
Tony Stark: All right, hey! All right good job guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow; let's just take a day. 

10.  Natasha Romanoff: [tied up in a chair being interrogated by Russians, getting a call] I'm working. 

11.  Jarvis: [Thor has just thrown a thunderbolt on Iron Man] Power to four-hundred percent capacity. 

Tony Stark: How about that? 

12.  Bruce Banner: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke... Harlem. 

13.  Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with. 

Tony Stark: Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? 

14.  Agent Phil Coulson: You're at 114 Solenski Plaza, 3rd floor. We have an F22 exactly 8 miles out. Put the woman on the phone or I will blow up the block before you can make the lobby. 

15.  Tony Stark: What's the stat, Rogers? 

Steve Rogers: [looks at the Helicarrier tech] It seems to be powered by some sort of electricity! 
Tony Stark: ...well, you're not wrong. 

16.  Thor: You people are so pathetic and untrustworthy! 

Nick Fury: Hey, did WE come to YOUR world and blow stuff up? 

17.  The Other: Humans... they are not the cowering wretches we were promised! They are unruly, and so cannot be ruled! To challenge them, is to court death. 

18.  Tony Stark: You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart. 

[Stark points at the mini-arc reactor in his chest]

19.  Tony Stark: [to Thor] No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing. 

20.  Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. 

21.  Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you? 

Tony Stark: Funny things are. 

22.  Nick Fury: I still believe in heroes. 

23.  Bruce Banner: We're not a team. We're a time-bomb! 

24.  Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack! 

Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack! 

25.  Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a perfect time for you to get angry. 

Bruce Banner: Oh, well, that's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry. 

26. Captain America: Go on put on the suit lets go a couple rounds. [to Iron Man]

27.  Thor: We're not finished yet.

1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: And then shawarma after.
2. 28.  Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Did I hurt anybody?
3. Security Guard: There's nobody around here to get hurt... You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.
4. 29.  Thor: Brother, listen to me... [gets blown away by Iron Man]
5. Loki: I'm listening.
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Nice day off.  Stuffed invitations, got measured for the dress, went to Weight Watchers, and then dinner, yogurt and a movie.  Good times.