1/23/22

I am a hat person.

 January Theme: Who am I? 

The hat collection(well part of it)
    

    I only have one head, but I probably own close to fifty hats.  My dad used to say something about having only one head so why did I need more than one hat.  Of course he would also always ask if my shirt was waterproof, and then proceed to tell me: "Well, it should be because that hat sure is a pisser!"

    I am pretty sure my obsession with hats happened when I was tiny.  See, I have very Scandinavian skin;  I am very white.  With skin like mine, I have always joked that I just think about the sun and I get sunburned.  My parents always had a hat on me to prevent such problems.  I think I got used to it and it became a comfort to me.

    If I am not working, I am wearing a baseball hat.  I think partly this is due to comfort, but it also helps tame my naturally crazy(or curly) hair, and to be honest, I am lazy.

    Why not wear it at work?  Well, I can get away with it seeing I am the Physical Education teacher, but I still feel that I look a bit more professional when I am hatless.  I often do wear one on Fridays when it is a more casual dress day.

    While dating Reuben, he noticed all my hats hanging on the wall of my tiny living room.  He asked: "What's up with all the hats?"

    "I like to wear hats."

    "Why don't you wear them then?" (He had never seen me with a hat on)

    "Well, I didn't think it was cool for dating, I was trying to impress you."

    "You should wear the hats."

    And that was that.  Reuben appreciated the fact that I am very, very low maintenance.  I liked that he didn't care that I wasn't the girliest girl in the land.

    He also bought and hung these fancy hat hangers.  It is true love!

    Each different section is a different type or category of hat.  I am not that organized of a person, but I do like my hats (semi)organized.

    There is the Dodger section(my favorite baseball team):


There is the baseballism.com hat section:



    There is the hats from the baseball stadiums I have visited(My life goal is to get to all the MLB stadiums):

There is the hats from Wisconsin section(plus a random San Diego hat!):

Then lastly there is the important to me, but doesn't fit into the other categories section:

Home is where you hang your hat, you know.  Good thing I have so many hats so that I can be at home wherever I may go!