....he found your head!
Umm. I thought I would start this post with some humor. I got to see the proctologist today. And no, they were not looking for my head. I am putting it out there that I totally have had some horrible cysts from Satan in my backside. They are not fun. They make it uncomfortable to sit, lay down and stand. I was certain when I went to the doctor today he would just lance them again and all would be good. Oh no, these babies were beyond his lancing powers. So, I was referred to a "specialist" in Salt Lake. Now, why anybody would want to have their speciality be butts I am not certain, but today I am glad they exist. Okay, I take that back, on Thursday, I will be very glad they exist. I have to have a minor surgery on Thursday to remove some grossness from my gross area. This will be done under some anesthetic, which I have never gone under, so I am a little bit nervous about, but just like the laughing gas from my tooth pull this summer, I am probably going to be glad to be "sleeping" through this procedure.
Mom...I am sorry I did not call you today and let you know all about this. I know you worry; I was just not in the mood to talk about this after my appointment. Rather, I called a friend and we went to dinner and watched a movie, which was just what I needed to do to ease my anxiety and upsetness.
I am going to go into work tomorrow and Wednesday. It will be uncomfortable but I know that on Thursday and Friday I am for sure out(maybe even more days depending on my feel) and I can't handle more sub plans than necessary. I really wish somebody would start a business making sub plans for content area teachers. Maybe I will do that someday! Anyway...hopefully, I will be able to get through the day. I guess I can always bail early if life happens.
So, that was my exciting day. I guess it really can get worse. Hmm...oh well. Just some grey clouds before I can be better! :)
5 comments:
Dear baby seester, I am thinking of you and hope you feel better! Don't push it these next two days- your health should never get comprimised just becasue lesson plans for subs are a pain! It has never ruined a kids life to play a game when a sub is in:-) So I am reading a book on ghosts.... and when I read the tope of the blog I thought it said "your poltergist called".... now that I read it correctly it funny! Love you! Thinking of you! Andi
oh Alice I wish I was closer so I could help. I would bring you dinner!! Well know that I'm thinking of you and hope all goes well!!!
I'm sorry hon! Hang in there and hopefully by Saturday you'll be feeling good as new. :)
It does give a person more to talk about. It reminds me of how you always say old people talk about food--last meal--next meal.
You can talk about butt doctors and their personalities and maybe their buttside manner.
Love YA MOM
Rita, Rita, may I remind you that you also have a Utah fam who love you and want to be more helpful than we seem to be. that however is difficult if we don't know what's going on! So, sweet girl what can we do to help and make this unpleasant experience a little more bearable? Call us! Never mind we'll call you!!!
Love ya,
Ma and ut dad
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