10/2/20

Blood-Sucking Thirsty Thursday

 Thirsty-Thursdays are a place to talk all things thirst. Thirst can be actual, physical thirst and direct us to the subject of tasty drinks, but it can also drive us toward a mental thirst, the thirst for information.


 This piece is the first of a five-part series dedicated to Halloween.  It is October, afterall, and why not celebrate all month long?   We all especially need some Halloween celebration this crazy year!


“Blood thirsty, blood suckers” is a very appropriate subject to start this holiday series. (And I am not even talking about the two blood-sucking schmoes running for the highest office in the land.)

Secret confession here: I actually get more excited about Halloween than I do about  Christmas.  There, I said it.  Orange and black run in my blood just as strong as Packer green and gold does.  My decorations have been up for weeks and it has just turned October.  I just love this season.  Fall colors, cool crisp air, pumpkins, and the undead are really things that get me going.

Speaking of thirsty, bloodsuckers are always thirsty.  You know, vampires. You’ve heard of them, right?  I’m sure you have a favorite vampire and I hope it isn’t Edward. (Twilight fans don’t quit reading, I was mildly joking.  There is a place for Edward, but let’s start a little more classical and traditional.)  

For centuries, there have been myths of vampires and all the things that these undead beings do. In the Middle Ages, oral tradition passed on ideas about the undead creatures that would roam around during the middle of the night and suck their victims’ blood.  The plague of the mid 1300s only added to this mythology, because people who had the plague would often start bleeding from their mouths. The people of that era were so worried about the dead actually being undead that they dug up the graves of suspected vampires and stabbed them with wooden stakes, hence the modern ideas about how one would kill a vampire.

But is the idea of vampires just all myth and folklore?  There are actually real groups of people today who do label themselves vampires.  They may not actually be going out and killing people (at least let’s hope not) but they are actually drinking real human blood for perceived “health benefits.” 

Let’s pretend I didn’t say anything about real life vampires and get to the top five most famous vampires.  (Of course, these are the five most famous to me and are in no particular order).  


Count Von Count

Picture found here: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-19409960


Counting along with Count Von Count was one of my favorite childhood memories. Sesame Street was a daily tradition in my house and The Count was certainly a favorite character. 

“One. One Bat. Two bats. Ha Ha Ha.”


Count Chocula


Photo found here: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/84953/elect-your-favorite-cereal-monst


Besides the delicious candy from a good trick-or-treat outing, this tasty treat from this popular trio was a special indulgence around Halloween. As a kid, I didn’t get sugary cereal too often, so this was a cherished celebration!


Count Dracula

Photo found here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Dracula


Probably the most famous and actually the first fictionalized vampire, Count Dracula appeared in the famous Bram Stoker novel entitled Dracula in 1897.  Dracula is considered to be the example from which all modern fictional vampires originate.  From his cape to his incisors, he is the ultimate vampire blueprint. 


Edward Cullen

Photo found here: https://www.philstar.com/lifestyle/arts-and-culture/2020/05/05/2011960/midnight-sun-new-twilight-book-12-years-retold-edwards-pov


You’re welcome, Twilight fans.  I highly enjoyed reading this trilogy and cannot wait to read Midnight Sun which gives us the story from Edward’s perspective.  Although I feel this story is majorly cheesy and the acting in the movies was a bit subpar, I too, like millions of teenage girls, fell in love with the story and with this particular vampire. Oh to have a smokin’ hot vampire fall in love with me and agree to make me a vampire, truly making our love immortal...mythical magic dream come true.


Grandpa

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Photo found here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandpa_(The_Munsters)#:~:text=Grandpa%20is%20a%20fictional%20character,Grandpa%20is%20an%20undead%20vampire.


My brother and I watched The Munsters reruns together most days after school.  It was one of the only shows we could agree on, and I am sure it was either followed or preceded by The Addams Family.  Grandpa’s humor, cool old classic car, and the fact that he slept in a coffin were all endearing characteristics.  Also, who doesn’t love a show with a family filled with  vampires, a werewolf, a normal girl who looked like Marilyn Monroe, and a Frankenstein?


If you happen to be thirsty for more information on vampires, here are a few sites that I found interesting:

https://www.history.com/topics/folklore/vampire-history

https://www.mentalfloss.com/search?term=vampires

https://www.britannica.com/topic/vampire


If you are thirsty for more counting with Count Von Count, here is a good list of videos on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=count+von+count


May you fill October with all things undead and be sure to include some vampires in your Halloween watch lists.  But run if you hear, “I want to suck your blood!”



4/15/20

Writing Wednesday: Haikus

So.  Here I am in the middle of a stay at home and it is weird.  Do you ever sit back at some point in every day of this and say "This is weird?"  If you don't, please send me all your secrets.  If you do, just know you are normal and we are in this together.  Like all things "this too shall pass."  It may seem like an eternity, but in few months(fingers crossed), we will look back at this time and laugh. Or cry, or whatever.

I am trying very hard to be in the moment and to enjoy the time.  Yes, I have a lot of things I miss, like my students and coworkers, and mainly routine, but I also have a lot of things that are very nice.  Like sleeping longer, and having more time with my kids(sure, sometimes this is very hard, but mostly it is way fun, and I get lots more mommy cuddle moments)

I have been writing lots of haikus lately.  They are quick little poems with a 5 syllable, 7 syllable, 5 syllable pattern.  Usually, they are about nature and beauty, but I bend the rules on occasion.  Or often, whatever.

So here are a few of my favorites:

Honey Badger inspired Haikus

1. Whose honey is this?
Never a honey badger's
He's always stealing.

2. Bernie the Badger
Surely not a socialist
But just as ruthless.

3. The Honey Badger
Doesn't ever make his bed
Doesn't give a s**t

Day Dreaming

Dreaming of dreaming
Some things are overrated
Sleep not being one.

T-Rex Inspired Haikus

1. T-Rex hates push-ups
His arms are just too little
No Army for him.

2. T-Rex hates push-ups
Tiny, tiny hands, long snout
No exercise please.

COVID19 Inspired

1. Corona Virus
Cancel, cancel everything
You're ruining my life

2. With Covid19
No baseball or basketball
What will I do now?

With Covid19
No toilet paper or food
Good!  They correlate!


2/2/20

And...it’s done

So. It isn’t January anymore. I never did the 31st Day of Blogging.

I could blame it on a number of things. I am pretty busy these days and stress has gotten me on occasion, but I probably could have made the time.

Maybe I was just sad to see this writing adventure come to an end. It’s just like how I haven’t watched the finale of The Good Place. I’m really sad to see the end.

But, ya know, as they say, all good things must have an end.

Thanks for joining me on this little adventure of daily-ish writing. Glad to have you along. To end, I’ll just leave you with my favorite pics of this week:

Ellis took this of Zarah 

Bowling on Friday was a needed stress release

This was the 100th Day of School!

This is my girls PE Class working out with my friend, Felisha, who is a trainer!

Two very dedicated basketball players staying after practice.  

Ellis took this pic too!

Dollar Store Finds: Spring is in the air!

My friend, Katlin(who happens to be a co-worker as well), has matching shoes. It was shopping therapy when I bought mine. This picture is also a therapy session after some basketball drama had happened. So glad I have good support all around my life. And we didn’t even plan on wearing these together that day. Coincidence?

Parent Teacher Conferences Thursday. Longest days of the school year! 

Trip to feed the horses. 

Braids. Glad to have people who will do this just for fun. I’m not a braider!

It’s Groundhog Day today. Dirt cake is in my future. 

Feeding the ducks. 

Took advantage of spring-like weather. One day they won’t be able to cram in this trailer. Until then, we will still go on these adventures!

1/30/20

Tired Thursday

I often forget to post on Thursdays. I go into my bed thinking I will but then I scroll through social media until I am asleep. It is hard to blog while asleep.

Anyway, I got nothing. It was a long day. Started at 6:10 ended at 10:30. I taught, I watched basketball film with my players, I had parent-teacher conferences, I avoided going to my office and chatted with a co-worker, I drove home, I cuddled and read to my kiddos, I meant to blog, I tried to watch The Good Place, and realized it was an hour and a half long being the finale and all, I slept.

Now. I shall go and conquer the last day of the week.

If you would like here is a plug for my friend’s cause. Help Sarah get hearing aids HERE.

You can read about it on this POST if you missed it.

1/29/20

Wisdom Within Wednesday

Have you ever finished a book and were both changed by it and also wanted to immediately read it again? That is what this book did for me.

Candace Cameron Bure is one of my favorite peeps. I follow her on Instagram and look forward to all her posts and stories. She is inspirational as a strong woman who works out and she also is inspirational as a woman of faith to me!

She is so much more than just DJ Tanner on Full House or as the girl who does all the Hallmark Movie! There are just not enough words to describe how cool she is and how much I just want to be her friend, even though it’s always weird when somebody is in the limelight and you feel like you know them like a friend.

Candace(I almost used Bure here but really we are fake friends and on a first name basis, just like me and Kelly(Clarkson)) really had found the one thing the world really needs to help change it for the better. Nope, it isn’t money, or less fossil fuels, although those things may have an impact. It’s kindness. When we are kind we can make all the difference in our own lives and the lives of others.

Now, I’m going to take advantage of not being rushed by a reading challenge to move onto the next book and actually reread this book right away and mark the crud out of it. I want to remember so many of the emotions I felt as reading it and also journal the tips I gained to better myself.

Now, it isn’t always easy to be kind and Candance mentioned a few times how she is still a work in progress, as we all are, but kindness is worth it. In fact, “kindness wins”!!!

I encourage you to go out today and do one small thing for somebody else. See how it feels. What change can it have on your own heart? Feel free to share this act in the comments along with how it made you feel. I’d love to hear from y’all.